You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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