Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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