the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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