I have demons in me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
