we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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