Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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