You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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