You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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