He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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