didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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