Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
we're so committed to being not committed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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