she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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