3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
