tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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