I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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