But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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