It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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