HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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