I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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