I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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