people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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