PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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