i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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