Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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