Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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