hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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