What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We just shotgunned beers for America
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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