Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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