i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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