Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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