He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
