we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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