you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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