She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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