idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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