I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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