okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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