So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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