i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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