Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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