i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this will be a night to untag.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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