I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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