he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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