I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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