brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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