My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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