was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
