I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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