whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
