i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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