we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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