when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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