i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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