I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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