He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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