I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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