sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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