the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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