These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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